RANTINGS AND RAVINGS OF AN OLD MAN TRULY RUINED BY SPORT

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

For Montana hunters the long wait is nearly over...

Sage hen, mountain grouse, sharp-tailed grouse and Hun seasons open tomorrow, September 1 while...
...mule deer bucks such as this one, along with elk and antelope become targets September 3, as the Montana bird and bow seasons are here at last.
Annie the wirehair and your reporter will of course kick off the bird season early tomorrow morning...As is our tradition we will kick things off hunting mountain grouse high up in one of the surrounding mountain ranges; unless someone beats us to it we will hunt a particular spot where in the past we have found both blue grouse and Huns...how sweet is that, right!

Unlike some openers tomorrow's forecast is for cooler than normal temperatures (winter storm warning for the Glacier Park high country...true story, really!) so if true we should get in several hours before the sun bakes us, ends the party. But hunting season is at last here and...Well hell, hot, cold, whatever, tis onward and upward from here, eh?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Poking About Beaverhead County the Past Couple Days...

...yielded a few keeper photos. An all day tour out Blacktail, over the Clover Divide, on to Lakeview (Red Rock Lakes NWR headquarters) and then out to the highway at Monida provided us a pretty impressive bird list (for us, admittedly no expert birders by a long shot). All told we checked-off 40 for sure species while giving it our best shot to ID many others (mostly small sparrow-like birds) that just would not hold still long enough...oh well, good practice anyways...  High on Taylor Mountain we spotted two goats making their way across the shear cliffs...always a highlight for us even though no way to get even a lousy photo...

Grizz claw marks on this aspen tree in Bean Crick (noted hangout)...no, not smokin' but plenty fresh enough to get our attention...
Pair mule deer bucks gamboling about the Matador haystacks got the tour off to a fine start....

An-tee-lopes, this bunch all does and fawns, are almost cliche in the Blacktails...
...As are mule deer, especially does with fat, healthy fawns in tow...
...Sort of sad to see the once sagging roof of this old landmark barn at Monida finally give up the ghost...But as the man often noted..."to all things there must be a beginning and an end"...like ashes to ashes, dust to dust...or somethin' like that, eh?

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Beaverhead National Forest: Preseason Training Sessions Provide...

...more than just training/conditioning for the dog and much needed workouts for us old folks...With that in mind one or both of us always (well almost always anyway) totes along a camera just in case. Last two mornings were spent up high in the Pioneers yesterday and the Rubies this morning. Yesterday we didn't find any grouse but we did find a butterfly bonanza and as has been the case ever since the snow melted wildflowers galore...Here are three keepers, you know just to wet your whistles...

Lewis' Monkeyflower
Callippe fritillary which saw dozens of both mornings, by the way.
Phoebus skippers (ID uncertain?) were in great abundance yesterday in the pioneers as were several other varieties which I haven't yet been able to ID...This morning nary a one although again there were many more species than just the fritillary...OK a butterfly expert I ain't but I sure to appreciate their beauty and they sure do add to any trek in the deep woods...
This morning Annie did nail a big cock blue grouse...very nice point I must say but keep it to your ownselves please don't want Little Sister gettin' a swelled noggin' not this early in the game anyways...

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Bird Hunting: Season Opener Just Around The Corner

Annie (6 months old) , fetching a Hun  is no longer a puppy but seasoned veteran...
...Hard to believe when the season opens September 1 she will be kick starting her fourth hunting season, like my how time does fly.  I can recall how not so long ago agonizing over how time just seemed to stall out between hunting seasons...Now it seems you blink about twice and another year has passed by. Another thing hard to get my head around is this will be my 55th bird season...Yikes, now there is a REALLY scary thought. Speaking scary now the other night as I tossed and turned trying my damnedest to fall asleep I tried naming all the bird dogs who have more or less owned me and well, sad but true, some just would not pop up...I can't for the life of me recall hardly any of my old hunting partners dogs...Oh well no big deal  I guess considering sometimes  I can't bring up their names either...And please don''t take it personal just is is all...

On another track been getting mixed reviews on the bird situation...For instance with the horrendous winter out in east Montana it was sort of a foregone conclusion the hunting would be grim, especially rooster-wise but now reports are coming in might not be quite the disaster we once thought...Idaho and Nevada chukar hunting is expected to be off the charts good...And in Arizona it looks like the Mearn's quail hunting might be pretty good...Don't know if we are up to dealing with the border issues go along with Mearn's hunting but...

As always time will tell and we will give it our best shot regardless...no real surprise there, eh?


Sunday, August 14, 2011

Fly Fishing: Plumb Worn to a Frazzle.

For me this has been one strange and grueling guide season. I haven't guided the Beav in so long I almost forget how to get there...Instead been day after day rowing the Big Hole which is still running about twice the normal flow. All in all a grind that is really starting to wear on this ol' boy. Worse thing no end in sight.

Last week I rolled out at 05:30, blasted off to Twin Bridges (7:30 pickup clients) then back down to Anderson Lane and on to the river; (one day I launched clear the hell up at Fish Trap) then haul ass back down to Anderson Lane back to Twin and finally, usually along about 6 or 6:30 home at last. One day I did haul the fishermen, 86 year olds to boot, over the tooth rattling High Road instead of running up and down the highway...not a good choice it turns out and one I promised self NOT to repeat anytime soon...

Who knows what this week will bring but with my luck...Anyway the saving grace has been most days the dry fly action has been pretty good and that always puts everyone, including me, in a better mood; somehow seems to erase the pain of all that down time on the road. Better still the trout have been eating big, easy to see dries and that of course tends to make life easier for all parties...My gig most days has been to simply park next to a skinny riffle and let the fisher folk fire at will...Surprise, surprise the size of some those pretty ol' brown trouts abidin' such skinny water, eh? I love it...

One late morning the trout suddenly decided to stop eating Elk Hairs for no apparent reason, i.e. still moths on the water, caddis bouncing about. Naturally I searched thru my boxes hoping I guess for something along the lines of Devine intervention. When no words of wisdom came down from on high I thought to do the next best thing and started to rig a dry/nymph dropper but NO! Instead I tied on a weird, sparkling (Ice Dub) bright green Trude which the trout gobbled like kids eat candy! Imagine! As you might imagine I had only 2 such Trudes so I warned my guy to tread carefully less...well you know.

But of course just then I ran into Monty (other guide) and he of course was also pondering what next so...Oh well at least my guy was able to hang on to our little "secret", put 8 or 10 pretty trouts in the net he did until...Until a great big ol' brown snatched it and...While that did not end the fun completely, unable to uncover anything even close to try the catch rate did fall off big time...

To conclude: Too exhausted to tie even one sparkly Trude that evening the next day when the trout started to ignore our Elk Hairs once again I frantically searched thru my boxes...Behold a single lime green Humpy... And surprise, surprise the trout relished it almost as much...But of course I had just one...And as Humpies do soon the trout all but destroyed it...No more greenies we basically spent the last hour or so enjoying the boat ride...

PS...Next day armed with several sparkly green Trudes the trout of course thought otherwise and that really was that...Just one more example why we call it fishing, eh?



Sunday, August 7, 2011

Testament of a Fisherman: Robert Traver

I fish because I love to; because I love the environs where trout are found, which are invariably beautiful and I hate the environs where crowds of people are found, which are invariably ugly; because of all the television commercials, cocktail parties, and assorted social posturing I thus escape; because, in a world where most men seem to spend their lives doing things they hate, my fishing is at once an endless source of delight and an act of small rebellion; because trout do not lie or cheat and cannot be bought or bribed or impressed by power, but respond only to quietude and humility and endless patience; because I suspect that men are going along this way for the last time, and I for one don't want to waste the trip; because only in the woods can I find solitude without loneliness; because bourbon out of an old tin cup always tastes better out there; because maybe one day I will catch a mermaid; and, finally, not because I regard fishing as being so terribly important but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant - and not nearly so much fun...Robert Traver, Trout Magic

For as long as I can recall little cricks such as the one above and the wild trout that live there have provided us countless hours of fun, solitude and, perhaps most important, our way to escape the  madness everyday life in the 21st century demands. Lately though even in the woods it seems finding anything like solitude is fast disappearing. For instance yesterday as we rigged up to fish vehicle after vehicle--trucks, cars, dirt bikes, you name it--sped past (most by the way in a cloud of dust, as if the race was on to see who could get to wherever first), this on a forest road where until a year or so ago we seldom saw anyone, except for maybe a holiday weekend and of course once big game season kicked in.

Today at least we had the crick to ourselves for a couple hours anyway then...As we fished our way back  Gale spotted a riser and began carefully stalking into casting range we heard the unmistakable growl of a diesel pickup slow to stop, backup and...you guessed it... park.

Gale said, "Did that truck just park next to ours?"

"Sounds like it..." 

Whoee baby, with miles of empty crick to fish, these four a_____s apparently thought we needed/wanted company...And well with that I guess better end the rant, don't want to risk a total meltdown ya know...

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Grand Poopah Shootist: Lord Ripon...

  ...one of the finest game shots in history, wrote: "When I am at a shoot taking part in a lengthy luncheon of many courses served by a host of retainers, my memory carries me back to a time many years ago when we worked harder for our sport."

Perhaps referring to the day he shot 28 pheasants in a minute; had seven dead birds in the air at the same time. During a lull in the action witnesses swear he then swatted down a butterfly and a bumblebee adding a sort of exclamation point to the day’s bag.

Acutally shooting insects in lieu of other game, using cartridges loaded with dust shot was nothing new for Frederick Oliver Robinson, Second Marquess of Ripon, the deadliest—most bloodthirsty—game shot the world has ever known.


In the end his meticulously kept hunting journal revealed an astounding dead body count in excess of half a million—dead at 71 he killed 556,813 to be exact, including over a quarter million pheasant in case you are interested. Do the math this means starting at age 15 if he'd shot for 6 days a week during every season 67 critters—snipe to cape buffalo--would have fallen every day to his blazing guns!

Widely touted a greedy, jealous, despot he apparently took bad manners to whole new levels. Such as the day another shooter claimed more bumblebees the furious Ripon jumped into a buggy and sped off leaving the aged victor to walk several miles home.

Bad manners aside Ripon was by any measure a superb marksman with a lifetime average of around 70% compared to other hotshots of the day who hovered around 40%. Of course he let everyone know this and every year updated his scorecard letting the world know how many thousand head of grouse, pheasant, partridge and other game he had slaughtered in the previous year.

Most experts at the time employed two double-barrel guns and a loader to load the spare. Ripon used three doubles—matched, hammer, Damuscus-barreled Purdeys by the way—requiring two loaders to keep pace. Leaving nothing to chance pre-season practice began weeks before the start of the grouse season—several strenuous practice sessions per day being held in of all places, his bedroom—how weird is that? The complicated drill of loading, passing the gun, firing and reloading was gone through time and again, until it was said the men’s muscles ached. Following that, there was outdoor practice with the guns loaded—firing hundreds of shots into the empty air, or at any luckless sparrows or starlings that happened to be passing nearby.

Obviously the rigorous practice paid off as Ripon as a stopwatch caught the master dropping 28 pheasant in 60 seconds. Other highlights were 575 grouse in one day; 52 partridge with 50 shots and 115 pheasant in 10 minutes. All these were driven toward or over him at high speeds. During one drive involving Ripon and several other hunters the total bag was 47 birds, Ripon nailed 46!

In 1893 he was invited to Hungary to shoot the estates of Baron Hirsch. In five weeks he killed 7,000 partridge; 240 in one drive! By season’s end the tally was 2,611 grouse, 8,732 partridge, 5,760 pheasant, 66 woodcocks, seven snipes, 42 ducks, 837 hares, 914 rabbits and 166 "various"—19,135 head in all, or about 130 for each available day.

The calculated way he stalked and gunned down his prey is best illustrated by the famous instance when he saw a covey of five grouse streaking toward his blind. He killed the leading bird at a range of about 70 yards with his first shot, then changed guns in time to kill two more before the covey reached him. He changed again, and after a quick little jump (half a second quicker than shuffling round) he faced backward and killed the two surviving grouse before they were out of range. The whole affair was over in five or six seconds.
His consumption of ammunition was as you might imagine prodigious. Hodgson's ledgers, in the small town of  Ripon in Yorkshire, the contain his old bills for bullets, powder and shot—some 30,000 or 40,000 cases bullets, 200 pounds of powder and a ton of shot per season.

Stories abound such as how during the long lean months between the season's end in early February and the beginning in August he whiled away the days dusting insects; trout fishing he took along a gun and a few cartridges—say 300 rounds or so—just in case the fish stopped rising rising he could whack a few swallows or perhaps send the keepers to shoo pigeons—say 400 or 500 or so the three Purdeys getting so hot the loaders had to wrap their hands to keep the slaughter going. One spring he was caught lying on his back shooting house martins as they left the nests beneath the eaves of his house.

Of his few peers India’s Prince Freddie Duleep Singh, was perhaps the sharpest thorn his side. The two men did not speak to each other, but squared off often.  One drive the Prince shot a high bird crossing his front, which fell dead and nearly struck Ripon. Pissed he stormed the hill, yelling various imprecations, including "bloody nigger." Singh then proceeded to down only such birds as were flying toward his fellow guest and shot them so that Ripon was bombarded by several pheasant corpses a minute.

Sept. 22, 1923, Ripon invited his old crony, the Reverend Morris, and his estate agent Oswald Wade to shoot. There were to be seven drives. As usual the keepers were told to concentrate all the-birds on their employer's blind. Ripon shot over three-quarters of the bag. In the first five drives he shot 40, 17, 25, 17 and 25 grouse. In the sixth he did best of all, but when the retrievers returned with the quarry Ripon reckoned that two of his grouse were still to be found, not to mention a snipe. Fuming at the incompetence he sent two spaniels into the heather and each brought back one of the missing birds. "You'll have to get some better dogs," he snarled. Then he fell to the ground dead. The 53 grouse he shot that drive were never added to his life total.

Had he known…Well there are many who believe he would postponed his death…nah, he weren’t that good…right?

Monday, August 1, 2011

Beaverhead National Forest: Awesome Wildflower Display

If you ever had a hankering for wildflowers trust me this is THE year to get you a fix. Everywhere we go it seems the wildflowers just can't get any better and then...well just get out there and see for yourself...

Elk thistle...bears and elk eat it early on while still growing...not your everyday wildflower still one of our favorites especially at this early stage. Look for it along mountain cricks, the fringes of wet meadows and in high country parks.
Mariposa lily...Seems to grow most profusely beside our favorite trout cricks, how sweet is that, eh?
...ditto bee balm and about a zillion others... No wonder we cater to casting flies best in mountain rills...